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A close-crop screenshot of the Snooker Tactics app, showing some of the UI elements and the far end of the table

WIP: Snooker Tactics

JS

A prototype for a snooker game (being developed in Godot) with an unusual twist that doesn't quite work. Yet.

Play the alpha ↗
A screenshot of the Outchecker app, showing a dartboard graphic, a timer and score.

WIP: Outchecker

JS

Web game/training tool to help dart players (specifically: me) to practice checkout maths. My current record is 16!

Play the alpha ↗
A screenshot of the Wonderphonix app. Showing some UI and text. It's very purple

Wonderphonix

Python QtPy AI

Lightweight, privacy-focused offline text-to-speech transcription app. Built in homophone dictionary and full text editor functionality to allow for speedy transcription and correction.

GitHub ↗
A marketing image for the Spyscape museum, showing a person navigating the classic Room Full Of Security Lasers challenge you see a lot in Hollywood films, and never in reality.

Spyscraper

Rails Postgres Data

Versatile web-scraping and price comparison tool, built for Spyscape's buying department to help source retail items and exhibits for the New York museum launch in 2018.

Spyscape ↗
The infamous Fail Whale image, showing a cartoon whale being hoisted by birds, which Twitter used to display when its servers fell over, before everything Went Wrong.

Twithax

Social Rails

A commercial social media marketing product that specialised in Twitter engagement and audience growth.

No longer available ↗
An AI-upscaled image of an online poker table that closely resembles the Poker Syndicate graphics. The original lo-rez video the source was taken from is in the linked Youtube video.

Poker Syndicate

Web UI/UX MySQL

In the early noughties I was the Technical Director of a (long-defunct) poker site. Very little info remains, but ask me about the UIGEA sometime.

Archive footage ↗
A low resolution screenshot of AOL's millennial mascot, Connie, taken from a 2000 advert. She is wearing her digital dress that displays AOL content, and the word FREE is liberally displayed around the place.

AOL

CART Rainman FDO

In the last century, I learned the tools of AOL; Rainman, FDO, and particularly CART. I was AOL Europe's top CART guy. What was CART, you ask? Well, quite.

Hello Connie! ↗
A two-tone SVG of my face. As most of it is dark on a dark background, most of the lower face is missing, which has an unsettling effect.

dermoth.com

HTML Vibe

This site. Almost completely vibe-coded, but fortunately for me, I have excellent vibes.

A Link Back To Here ↗